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When terrible rolls meet great ones

outofcontextdnd:

Fighter: “I roll to tackle the rotting tree and bridge the gap.” *rolls a 1*
GM: *rolls a d6* “You slip on some mud and go hurtling towards the Monk at full speed. Monk, make a Reflex check.”
Monk: *rolls a natural 20* “My close combat instincts kick in and I accidentally suplex him into the mud.”

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outofcontextdnd:

Fighter: “I roll a perception check. Uh oh. Uhhh… 3.”

DM: “You’re fairly certain that you don’t hear anything behind that door.”

Cleric + Wizard + Rogue: “We go and listen at the door too!”

DM: “Fine, you guys huddle at the door and all push your ears against the wood. You still don’t hear anything on the other side.”

Party: “… We keep listening.”

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ask-mothra:

guardianoftheuniverse:

ask-mothra:

guardianoftheuniverse:

What does Mothra even do all day.

Does she just, like, floof around.

What does Gamera even do all day.

Does he just, like, use his ass jets to fly around.

I spin. You can’t spin, can you. 

I THOUGHT NOT.

I am very maneuverable. Just ask Gojira }B) 

Speaking of him. I’ve kicked his ass before. You haven’t done that, have you? 

DIDN’T THINK SO.